I've seen Mean Girls enough times to know the words from start to finish. I quote it about 4 times a day as there are several every day situations that can be resolved with ''boo you whore'' or ''I know right?'' Aside from being funny I feel I learned many of my life lessons from it and it has totally helped mould me into who I am today. Not only did I learn that butter is actually a carb despite science saying otherwise but also dating your friend's ex is totally against the rules of feminism. That is totally what the suffragettes were campaigning for right?
1) Ashton Kutcher is not a band. He's not even in a band. After some time researching him on Google it would appear he's an actor who was once married to Demi Moore. Who knew.
2) It only counts if you saw a nipple. Any pubescent 13 year old school boy will confirm this.
3) If you have sex, you will get chlamydia. Best way to avoid this is stay half a virgin (but still give him everything, if you know what I mean).
4) You can't just ask people why they're white. People can be from Africa and be white, and people can be black and be from Michigan. Crazy. Also it's wrong to assume all black people speak Swahili)) Jambo!
5)You don't need to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you, I know how would I know right?
(not a drug dealer)
(not a drug dealer)
6) In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. Your dad may hang his head in shame and despair but at least you won't be mistaken for a guy in a wedding dress. That's a scary mask bro.
7) How many times is it socially acceptable to watch Mean Girls? The limit does not exist. It may become unbelievably annoying to everyone around you but just roll with it. Ask yourself, what would Glen Coco do?
So you can go shave your back now, bye Jason.
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